Ugly Girl Syndrome

Everyone has had to deal with one of these pigs at one time or another. UGLY GIRL SYNDROME (UGS)...it effects thousands of professional women through out the nation. UGS is responsible for more work place incidents then slippery wet floors.

I recently had to work closley with a woman who suffers from UGS. Ms. Crap...so called because she looks like crap. Ms. Crap is a young woman with serious case of UGS. She tries to over compensate by being dedicated to her job, but the fact of the matter is she's ugly and nothing she can do will change that. She might not be aware of it since she has a lazy eye....You'd think someone like this would try to make up for the fact that she's got one eye rolling around her eye socket with reckless abandonm, and a face that looks like someone curb stomped Tommy Lee Jones then slapped a shitty wig on him and painted his face to look like a circus clown , with some sort of personality. But she honestly thinks she's attractive and smart and better than everyone else.

Ms. Crap and Lance Romance are piss pals. More to come on these two shit birds and UGS in the near future.